this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke
So yesterday I got bored so I made a Facebook account for an egg
And I friended a bunch of my friends and some strangers and posted some really dumb Facebook updates
And people started messaging me so I responded
And one person proposed to me
And then she blocked me so I made a status about it
Holy shell I need a life
Lupita Nyong’o is wearing a headband of a photo of her winning the Oscar
How can you not adore this lovely goddess?
the only card i will ever send
Me on Tumblr
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
you better pop lock and drop that attitude